misanagi: (1x2 heero/duo)
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Yesterday I wrote a little drabble for [livejournal.com profile] dmnurtle so I'm posting it here.

Banana Hammock

"What's this?" Heero asked, pointing at the strange artifact with two fingers.

"A banana hammock," Duo answered and kept washing the dishes.

Heero raised an eyebrow and glared at the hammock. "Is it supposed to be kinky?"

Duo laughed. "No! It's supposed to hold bananas. Quatre sent it over today."

Somehow, that last remark didn't put Heero's worries at ease about the alternative uses of the supposedly harmless kitchen utensil. "He also sent us a purple vibrator for our anniversary."

"That was from Trowa too." Duo finished with the dishes, put the sponge on the rack and rinsed his hands.

"And this was from Quatre alone?"

"You know they sign everything together, but really, Heero, do you see Trowa buying this?"

"If they sell it on a sex shop," Heero muttered.

Duo dried his hands on his jeans and walked towards Heero. He picked the banana hammock from the counter and inspected it carefully. "I don't see how we could use this to…" He turned it over, paused and grinned.

And as Duo pulled him towards the bedroom, banana hammock in hand, Heero hid a smirk and made a mental note to thank Trowa for an excellent idea.

Date: 2006-11-17 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merith.livejournal.com
ha! devious minds! such devious minds! :)

you know what my first thoughts were about when i read 'banana hammock', right? *snerk*

so cute and fun!

Date: 2006-11-18 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
The boys have very devious minds *nodnod*

you know what my first thoughts were about when i read 'banana hammock', right? *snerk*

*is innocent* ^____^

Date: 2006-11-17 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dentelle-noir.livejournal.com
OMG! I'll never be able to look at a banana hamock the same!

(*Snenk*-Trowa only buys gifts with a sexual theme. oh Trowa, I love your kinky little mind)

Date: 2006-11-18 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
OMG! I'll never be able to look at a banana hamock the same!

Umm, sorry?

(Trowa is cool like that ^_^)

Date: 2006-11-17 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharona1x2.livejournal.com
That was so funny!!! ^_^ Quatre and Trowa probably have their own at home. ^_~

Date: 2006-11-18 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure they have one too. I'm glad that you liked it, Sharon. Thanks for the comment.

Date: 2006-11-17 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildchildcait.livejournal.com
well being a banana hater, I'll ask the silly question then.

what is a banana hammock?

Date: 2006-11-17 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
This (http://static.flickr.com/46/152524889_38dea15e45_m.jpg) is a banana hammock. Basically is a small hammock thingy to put bananas on. It's not nearly as pervy as it sounds... unless you are creative like Duo.

Date: 2006-11-18 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildchildcait.livejournal.com
*looks*

Do I even want to know what he's putting in there ? *backs away slowly*

Date: 2006-11-18 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
Don't look at me! Ask Duo! *is innocent*

Date: 2006-11-18 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildchildcait.livejournal.com
no, I don't think I will......

Date: 2006-11-17 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misao-duo.livejournal.com
Two thumbs up for Kinky Trowa ^_________^~♥

Date: 2006-11-18 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
Kinky Trowa is lots of fun ^_^

Date: 2006-11-17 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com
such creatively degenerate minds. *loves them for it*

Date: 2006-11-18 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
The boys are cool like that ^_^

Date: 2006-11-18 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-cave.livejournal.com
I'll never again be able to look at a banane and think pure thoughts... ^__^

Date: 2006-11-18 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-cave.livejournal.com
'banana'. Sorry, used the German spelling by accident. ^_^

Date: 2006-11-18 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
*laughs* it's okay.

*pets* sorry for the corruption of the bananas ^^;;

Date: 2006-11-18 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crystal-cave.livejournal.com
Yes, the poor fruits - first lemons *giggle* and then bananas - they don't ahve a chance!

Date: 2006-11-22 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asia-2.livejournal.com
Aaah next time I need to look at it more closely! *LOL* Thanks for sharing!

Date: 2006-11-22 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank you for reading ^_^

Date: 2008-07-08 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyreling.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA. *^^;* Sorry, I couldn't resist such a comment. Too cute.

Date: 2008-07-08 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misanagi.livejournal.com
Thanks! Trowa had a lot of fun with this one too.

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