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1x2 drabble
Yesterday I wrote a little drabble for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dmnurtle so I'm posting it here.
Banana Hammock
"What's this?" Heero asked, pointing at the strange artifact with two fingers.
"A banana hammock," Duo answered and kept washing the dishes.
Heero raised an eyebrow and glared at the hammock. "Is it supposed to be kinky?"
Duo laughed. "No! It's supposed to hold bananas. Quatre sent it over today."
Somehow, that last remark didn't put Heero's worries at ease about the alternative uses of the supposedly harmless kitchen utensil. "He also sent us a purple vibrator for our anniversary."
"That was from Trowa too." Duo finished with the dishes, put the sponge on the rack and rinsed his hands.
"And this was from Quatre alone?"
"You know they sign everything together, but really, Heero, do you see Trowa buying this?"
"If they sell it on a sex shop," Heero muttered.
Duo dried his hands on his jeans and walked towards Heero. He picked the banana hammock from the counter and inspected it carefully. "I don't see how we could use this to…" He turned it over, paused and grinned.
And as Duo pulled him towards the bedroom, banana hammock in hand, Heero hid a smirk and made a mental note to thank Trowa for an excellent idea.
dmnurtle so I'm posting it here. Banana Hammock
"What's this?" Heero asked, pointing at the strange artifact with two fingers.
"A banana hammock," Duo answered and kept washing the dishes.
Heero raised an eyebrow and glared at the hammock. "Is it supposed to be kinky?"
Duo laughed. "No! It's supposed to hold bananas. Quatre sent it over today."
Somehow, that last remark didn't put Heero's worries at ease about the alternative uses of the supposedly harmless kitchen utensil. "He also sent us a purple vibrator for our anniversary."
"That was from Trowa too." Duo finished with the dishes, put the sponge on the rack and rinsed his hands.
"And this was from Quatre alone?"
"You know they sign everything together, but really, Heero, do you see Trowa buying this?"
"If they sell it on a sex shop," Heero muttered.
Duo dried his hands on his jeans and walked towards Heero. He picked the banana hammock from the counter and inspected it carefully. "I don't see how we could use this to…" He turned it over, paused and grinned.
And as Duo pulled him towards the bedroom, banana hammock in hand, Heero hid a smirk and made a mental note to thank Trowa for an excellent idea.
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you know what my first thoughts were about when i read 'banana hammock', right? *snerk*
so cute and fun!
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you know what my first thoughts were about when i read 'banana hammock', right? *snerk*
*is innocent* ^____^
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(*Snenk*-Trowa only buys gifts with a sexual theme. oh Trowa, I love your kinky little mind)
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Umm, sorry?
(Trowa is cool like that ^_^)
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what is a banana hammock?
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Do I even want to know what he's putting in there ? *backs away slowly*
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*pets* sorry for the corruption of the bananas ^^;;
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