Happy Birthday hexadecimal00!

[misanagi]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HEX!

Hex, dear, you have male......

You are invited Hex’s Evil Birthday party.

We’ll have many party games and evilness to share.

Come and play blow up the idiotic fangirl. You get to choose the type of explosive you want and make your own confetti out of the idiotic fangirl of your choice. (Not suitable for children under 17)

For those of you with less destructive tendencies, we have ‘put the dick on the pilot’. You can even choose the pilot and dick of your preference. (Only for mature players)

And for the whole family, we have a mobile doll piñata. Have fun trying to break it using a scythe with your eyes blindfolded. We guarantee that there are many surprises inside.

As for shows…

The Gundam Wing girls will be singing Happy Birthday and Cathy will be doing acrobatic tricks.

The main attraction will be Quatre Winner, - a little bird told us that he is Hex's favorite and she's partial to him in leather and *cough* other things... - in a tight leather outfit with holes cut in just the right places....and a butterfly knife for her to properly unwrap her pressy. Oh and he will be suitably restrained for *cough* ease of access.

Date: March 10, 2004

Place: Pink Panthers HQ

Time: Whenever you want

RSVP


- Anne and Misanagi