Meme and pretty please don't spoil me...

First of all, pretty please, f-list, don't spoil me for the seventh book. I don't care if the spoiler you heard is the most outrageous thing ever, just please, if you are going to post spoilers do it behind a cut with a big SPOILER warning. Just, um, let's not talk about HP until next week, right? Stick to carefree cool anime fandoms for a while, yes? It's with fright that I check my f-list and every day more people complain about being spoiled. I just trust my f-list not to do that *hugs you all*

And now for the meme...

Your lists of five, flist!

for example -
Five Things Duo Maxwell Knows Better Than To Do, But Does Anyway
Five Things Wufei Ate That Lead To The Incident

That is, you give me the list title and I write the list for you.

[Edit] This isn't limited to GW, just in case you wanted to ask for something else.