Maybe it's about someone who is only slightly dead after a session of almost giving up their virginity, and that someone will maybe but not quite give birth to nearly assbabies who are sort of, but not always, vampires.
There's a whole series of books for ages 8 to 10 featuring "Bunicula" - a white rabbit with red eyes and a bat-shaped black spot on his back. He sucks the juice from vegetables, leaving carrots and beets white.
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Vegetarian vampires.
Yeah.
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