Right. You just had to have me read that, didn't you?
Summary
Chapter 1: Everyone works for 'Preventors'. Relena is preggers via Heero. Wufei's a ho.
Chapter 2: Relena is still preggers. She's still a girl, too. Quatre is rich and squealy over Trowa. A bad guy comes on the scene. OH NOES!!!! His name is Reigo DeNadda. *snicker*
Chapter 3: Reigo DeNadda (*snicker*) swears vengeance on 01 through 05. Sally says they all have to go to a safe house if they are to survive. Except for Relena, who is still preggers, and still a girl. Also, Sally has everyone whipped, especially Wufei, who is still a ho. Relena...y'know, the one who is actually pregnant? She has to stay with Zechs. Bummer.
Chapter 4: The guys arrive at the safehouse. Wufei and Quatre room together. Duo and Trowa room together. OMG, THE EDGY, UNUSUAL PAIRINGS SEXUAL TENSION!
Except for Heero, who is Relena's babydaddy. He has to sleep on the couch.
Chapter 5: Trowa calls Quatre 'little one'. I puke a little. Humorous but meaningful cooking disasters occur.
Chapter 6: Duo calls Heero 'Hee-chan'. I puke a little. Wufei thinks Quatre is teh hawt. Lots of undressing goes on. I think Duo thinks Trowa thinks he is teh hawt while still pining for Hee-chan, but I'm not sure. I'm skimming at this point.
Chapter 7: Heero has a nightmare about Relena, who is still preggers, still a girl, and still not much in this story. The others think this is a premonition. There is evidence of a break in, so they call Sally, who whips them into staying right the fuck where they are, so they do. Dude, where's my mpreg?
Chapter 8: Duo fantasizes about...Catherine? WTF? She's not pregnant! ...Or is she? And isn't she a girl? Did I miss something?
Wufei orgasms over something that I can't be bothered to read over.
Chaper 9: Oh, I see. Trowa's got his panties all wet over Duo, Duo's got a hard-on for Catherine, Wufei's still a ho, Quatre is sweetly gushing over someone, and and Heero...hell, I dunno.
Sally still has them all whipped, though. That's cool.
It ends there, but I'll have to bookmark this one.
*dies laughing* Looks like you beat me to reading it and to be honest I could not have written such a good, honest review. Well done! You captured the essence of this fic quite nicely.
And yeah, where's the mpreg, dude? I have a feeling, it ain't a real mpreg at all. In Chapter 8, it was implied that the break in was someone sneaking into the boys' bedrooms to steal their... ehem... genetic material after they had a jolly time with themselves. O_o Um, yeah, first I ask how then I ask why? Taking a wild guess, it's prolly gonna end up being some crazy experiment creating super Gundam pilot babies using only the boys', um, genetic material - freaky plot.
I'm not sure if I'm more perturbed by that idea or by the "slight mpreg".
I've bookmarked it too - stay tuned for the gripping (or not) conclusion!
p/s - Alley? I haven't got you as a friend? Would you mind if I befriended you?
If Mr. DeNadda (*snicker*) uses the, um, 'genetic material' to get himself all m-pregged out, I will be forced to laugh very loudly. Especially if it's with quintuplets.
p/s - Alley? I haven't got you as a friend? Would you mind if I befriended you?
It's really not a bad fic, as in OMG WHERE'S THE BLEACH! It's sort of weird and some of the cliches make me roll my eyes strenuously, but not really bad.
The mpreg hasn't come up yet. The badguy has a hold of several samples of G-boy love juice, so I'm kind of wondering if he's going to be the babymommy? Who knows.
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I want my M-P-R-E-G
Summary
Chapter 1: Everyone works for 'Preventors'. Relena is preggers via Heero. Wufei's a ho.
Chapter 2: Relena is still preggers. She's still a girl, too. Quatre is rich and squealy over Trowa. A bad guy comes on the scene. OH NOES!!!! His name is Reigo DeNadda. *snicker*
Chapter 3: Reigo DeNadda (*snicker*) swears vengeance on 01 through 05. Sally says they all have to go to a safe house if they are to survive. Except for Relena, who is still preggers, and still a girl. Also, Sally has everyone whipped, especially Wufei, who is still a ho.
Relena...y'know, the one who is actually pregnant? She has to stay with Zechs. Bummer.
Chapter 4: The guys arrive at the safehouse. Wufei and Quatre room together. Duo and Trowa room together. OMG, THE
EDGY, UNUSUAL PAIRINGSSEXUAL TENSION!Except for Heero, who is Relena's babydaddy. He has to sleep on the couch.
Chapter 5: Trowa calls Quatre 'little one'. I puke a little. Humorous but meaningful cooking disasters occur.
Chapter 6: Duo calls Heero 'Hee-chan'. I puke a little. Wufei thinks Quatre is teh hawt. Lots of undressing goes on. I think Duo thinks Trowa thinks he is teh hawt while still pining for Hee-chan, but I'm not sure. I'm skimming at this point.
Chapter 7: Heero has a nightmare about Relena, who is still preggers, still a girl, and still not much in this story. The others think this is a premonition. There is evidence of a break in, so they call Sally, who whips them into staying right the fuck where they are, so they do. Dude, where's my mpreg?
Chapter 8: Duo fantasizes about...Catherine? WTF? She's not pregnant! ...Or is she? And isn't she a girl? Did I miss something?
Wufei orgasms over something that I can't be bothered to read over.
Chaper 9: Oh, I see. Trowa's got his panties all wet over Duo, Duo's got a hard-on for Catherine, Wufei's still a ho, Quatre is sweetly gushing over someone, and and Heero...hell, I dunno.
Sally still has them all whipped, though. That's cool.
It ends there, but I'll have to bookmark this one.
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G
And yeah, where's the mpreg, dude? I have a feeling, it ain't a real mpreg at all. In Chapter 8, it was implied that the break in was someone sneaking into the boys' bedrooms to steal their... ehem... genetic material after they had a jolly time with themselves. O_o Um, yeah, first I ask how then I ask why? Taking a wild guess, it's prolly gonna end up being some crazy experiment creating super Gundam pilot babies using only the boys', um, genetic material - freaky plot.
I'm not sure if I'm more perturbed by that idea or by the "slight mpreg".
I've bookmarked it too - stay tuned for the gripping (or not) conclusion!
p/s - Alley? I haven't got you as a friend? Would you mind if I befriended you?
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G
p/s - Alley? I haven't got you as a friend? Would you mind if I befriended you?
I don't mind at all =)
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G
Shockingly, I am actually quite eager to see what is in store next.
I don't mind at all =)
Added ^_^ ta.
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G
Okay, not that's a fic I'm not really sorry I avoided. The summary, however, its perfect!
But really, where's the Mpreg? They promise something, then they should deliver!
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G
The mpreg hasn't come up yet. The badguy has a hold of several samples of G-boy love juice, so I'm kind of wondering if he's going to be the babymommy? Who knows.
I'm keeping an eye on this one.
Re: I want my M-P-R-E-G