Right. You just had to have me read that, didn't you?
Summary
Chapter 1: Everyone works for 'Preventors'. Relena is preggers via Heero. Wufei's a ho.
Chapter 2: Relena is still preggers. She's still a girl, too. Quatre is rich and squealy over Trowa. A bad guy comes on the scene. OH NOES!!!! His name is Reigo DeNadda. *snicker*
Chapter 3: Reigo DeNadda (*snicker*) swears vengeance on 01 through 05. Sally says they all have to go to a safe house if they are to survive. Except for Relena, who is still preggers, and still a girl. Also, Sally has everyone whipped, especially Wufei, who is still a ho. Relena...y'know, the one who is actually pregnant? She has to stay with Zechs. Bummer.
Chapter 4: The guys arrive at the safehouse. Wufei and Quatre room together. Duo and Trowa room together. OMG, THE EDGY, UNUSUAL PAIRINGS SEXUAL TENSION!
Except for Heero, who is Relena's babydaddy. He has to sleep on the couch.
Chapter 5: Trowa calls Quatre 'little one'. I puke a little. Humorous but meaningful cooking disasters occur.
Chapter 6: Duo calls Heero 'Hee-chan'. I puke a little. Wufei thinks Quatre is teh hawt. Lots of undressing goes on. I think Duo thinks Trowa thinks he is teh hawt while still pining for Hee-chan, but I'm not sure. I'm skimming at this point.
Chapter 7: Heero has a nightmare about Relena, who is still preggers, still a girl, and still not much in this story. The others think this is a premonition. There is evidence of a break in, so they call Sally, who whips them into staying right the fuck where they are, so they do. Dude, where's my mpreg?
Chapter 8: Duo fantasizes about...Catherine? WTF? She's not pregnant! ...Or is she? And isn't she a girl? Did I miss something?
Wufei orgasms over something that I can't be bothered to read over.
Chaper 9: Oh, I see. Trowa's got his panties all wet over Duo, Duo's got a hard-on for Catherine, Wufei's still a ho, Quatre is sweetly gushing over someone, and and Heero...hell, I dunno.
Sally still has them all whipped, though. That's cool.
It ends there, but I'll have to bookmark this one.
I want my M-P-R-E-G
Summary
Chapter 1: Everyone works for 'Preventors'. Relena is preggers via Heero. Wufei's a ho.
Chapter 2: Relena is still preggers. She's still a girl, too. Quatre is rich and squealy over Trowa. A bad guy comes on the scene. OH NOES!!!! His name is Reigo DeNadda. *snicker*
Chapter 3: Reigo DeNadda (*snicker*) swears vengeance on 01 through 05. Sally says they all have to go to a safe house if they are to survive. Except for Relena, who is still preggers, and still a girl. Also, Sally has everyone whipped, especially Wufei, who is still a ho.
Relena...y'know, the one who is actually pregnant? She has to stay with Zechs. Bummer.
Chapter 4: The guys arrive at the safehouse. Wufei and Quatre room together. Duo and Trowa room together. OMG, THE
EDGY, UNUSUAL PAIRINGSSEXUAL TENSION!Except for Heero, who is Relena's babydaddy. He has to sleep on the couch.
Chapter 5: Trowa calls Quatre 'little one'. I puke a little. Humorous but meaningful cooking disasters occur.
Chapter 6: Duo calls Heero 'Hee-chan'. I puke a little. Wufei thinks Quatre is teh hawt. Lots of undressing goes on. I think Duo thinks Trowa thinks he is teh hawt while still pining for Hee-chan, but I'm not sure. I'm skimming at this point.
Chapter 7: Heero has a nightmare about Relena, who is still preggers, still a girl, and still not much in this story. The others think this is a premonition. There is evidence of a break in, so they call Sally, who whips them into staying right the fuck where they are, so they do. Dude, where's my mpreg?
Chapter 8: Duo fantasizes about...Catherine? WTF? She's not pregnant! ...Or is she? And isn't she a girl? Did I miss something?
Wufei orgasms over something that I can't be bothered to read over.
Chaper 9: Oh, I see. Trowa's got his panties all wet over Duo, Duo's got a hard-on for Catherine, Wufei's still a ho, Quatre is sweetly gushing over someone, and and Heero...hell, I dunno.
Sally still has them all whipped, though. That's cool.
It ends there, but I'll have to bookmark this one.